SHE:S THE MAN>>>>

Tagline: Everybody has a secret... Duke wants Olivia who likes Sebastian who is really Viola whose brother is dating Monique so she hates Olivia who's with Duke to make Sebastian jealous who is really Viola who's crushing on Duke who thinks she's a guy...

Plot Outline: When her big brother decides to ditch for a couple weeks in London, Viola (Bynes) heads over to his elite boarding school, disguises herself as him, and proceeds to fall for one of her soccer teammates. Little does she realize she's not the only one with romantic troubles, as she, as he, gets in the middle of a series of intermingled love affairs. (more) (view trailer)

Memorable Quotes from She's the Man (2006)

Cheryl: Chew like you have a secret...

Andrew: Well hey there pretty lady.

Monique: Ew! What... what are you hitting on me?

Andrew: I was just....

Monique: [mimicking] "I was just... nyuh". OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours

Viola: You know the percentage of bands that actually make it to the big time? Sebastian: Probably the same as female soccer players.
Viola: [Viola's mom shows her a dress] Echh. No. Sorry, Mom. I have a strict no-ruffles policy. Daphne: Sometimes I just think you just might as well be your brother.

Coach Dinklage: [shouted] Break it up. Break it up. Okay, tough guys. You want to box, then get out of my stadium. Or otherwise, get on with the game. All right? That goes for the rest of ya. Now get on and play some real football.Like a bunch of girls.



Duke: Why, why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms?
Duke: [borrowed one of Viola's tampons after getting into a fist fight with justin] oh, yeah, I uh, borrowed one of your... yeah... and youre right, they really do work! Viola: it absorbs it right up

Viola: [Olivia to Viola at kissing booth] Beware the old guy chewing gum... it's not gum.

Viola: No man... if you wanna kiss her... You go right ahead and you kiss her! I mean, knock your self out! You just take her... then kiss her. Then kiss the crap out of her! Duke: Okay

Toby: [talking about Eunice] She's got a little somethin' somethin'. Andrew: Yeah... asthma and headgear.


Viola: You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.

Toby: I need your advice man. I got lady troubles. Viola: I'm here for you bro. I got a lifetime of knowledge.

Viola: So, uh, you play the beautiful game... bros... brothers... brethren?

Toby: How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.

Coach Dinklage: [yelling] LET'S GO! KICK! KILL!

Justin: [Justin blocks duke's shot] That's right. Didn't score on me last half won't score on this half. I'm a ninja. Ninja Goalie.

Toby: Seriously, how old are you? Viola: [as Sebastian] I skipped a couple grades. I'm brilliant. Shh.

[after getting hit in the crotch with a soccer ball by Toby] Viola: [as Sebastian] Oh. Right. OWW! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT BURNS!

Duke: I gotta go change my feet.

Principal Gold: Sexual tension, male female dynamics... all part of the high school experience...

Duke: Do you like... cheese?

Duke: Um, uh, ok, so, should I ask her out? Viola: No. You don't want to freak her out; you've got to have a casual conversation first, hello? [Duke looks away in frustration] Viola: Why do I get the feeling you don't do this very often? Duke: Man, I just, I'm not really good at talking to girls. Viola: Why? You're hot! Duke: What? Viola: [clears throat] Ya know, you're an appealing guy- man- guy- guy man. Duke: Look, I don't know, I just always say the wrong- I just always say the wrong thing. Viola: OK. Alright, come on, get up. I wanna trying something where I'm gonna act like a girl and you're gonna talk to me, ok? Duke: Ew. Do, do I have to? Viola: Yes. Cause, "I'm Viola. Duke, nice to meet you." Duke: OK, that was creepy. You really just sounded like a girl just then. Viola: I used to imitate my sister all the time. I got really good at it. Come on, get up. Ask me some questions and if the chemistry's right, things will just start flowin'. Duke: Questions about what? Viola: Anything. Ask me if I like... cheese. Duke: [Laughing] Um, ok. Do you... like... cheese? Viola: [Girl's voice] Why yes I do. My favourite's gouda.

Olivia: You're right. Viola: I know. Olivia: The next time I see Sebastian, I am gonna march right up to him... Viola: You march. Olivia: ...I'm gonna tell him how I feel... Viola: You tell him. Olivia: ...and then I'm going to kiss him so passionately... Viola: What? Olivia: ...that even the people he hates will feel pleasure.

Viola: I just can't do this. Paul: Just remember, inside every girl, there's a boy. Wait, that sounded wrong.

Viola: So what about the thing... we talked about it... that you're gonna do later?... Duke: What thing? I'm... I'm thingless...

Viola: What are you talking about? Why are you lying? Justin: Viola! End of discussion. Viola: FINE. End of relationship. Justin: Baby, don't be like that. I just don't want to see you get hurt. Viola: Aww. You are so full of... C oach Pistonek: [whistle blows] Back to practice.

Viola: ...and when I close my eyes, I see you for who you truly are, which is UUUGLAY.

Viola: Be a man. Suck it up and rub some dirt in IT. Duke: All right, I'll rub some dirt on it...

Sebastian: [talking about musicians] Last time I heard, they don't need to know TRIGONOMETRY.

Viola: Do you know how many bands actually make it to the big time? Sebastian: Probably the same as female soccer players...

Andrew: [to Duke] Some guys just walk in the light you know.

Duke: [when Viola took Olivia's place at the kissing booth before Duke was just about to have his turn] Man. I can't catch a break. [turned to Viola] Duke: But you're... you know... also... Viola: I am?

Duke: [at the kissing booth] What do you think its going to be like? Toby: It's going to be really special, she's just about kissed 300 guys at his point.

Malcolm: I get to take a shower. I get to take a shower. Malcolm: [gasp] [realizing he forget to introduce himself] Malcolm: Malcolm Festes, Dorm Director. Shower shoes are to be worn in the bathroom at all times except when IN the actual shower... Did you not read your "Dorm Life" pamphlet? It was in your cubby. [Duke walks in and hits Malcolm behind the head with a towel] Viola: Sup dog? Duke: [almost imitating Viola] Yeah, what's kickin', homie? Viola: Later. Duke: Hey, you forgot, ew... [holding up Viola's chest bandage] Duke: This, coolio.

Viola: Word, g-money.

Viola: [getting into catfight] You are messing with the wrong man.

Olivia: We could double. I'm sure Eunice is available. Eunice: I am so there, it's insane.

Viola: [as Sebastian] Why didn't you wake me? Eunice: You looked so serene. I made breakfast, darling.

Malcolm: I am convinced he's hiding something. Principal Gold: Oh, nonsense, Malcolm. He may be a little lost and confused, but deep down he's an all-american, red-blooded male, just like yourself. Viola: [walking by, dressed as Sebastian, while on the phone] Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear high heels. Because heels are a male invention designed to make women's butts look smaller... and to make it harder for them to runaway. Principal Gold: Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels? Malcolm: No, sir, I... Principal Gold: Not that easy. Not that easy...

Viola: What does your heart tell you? Duke: What? Viola: I mean... which one would you rather see NAKED?

Roger: Is it me or does this soccer game have more nudity than most

Duke: [Sees box of tampons in combat boot] Hey... hey, why do you have tampons in your boot Viola: Uhh... I get really bad nosebleeds. Andrew: So you stick them up your nose? Viola: Yeah. What? You... you've never done that? [all three guys shakes heads] Viola: Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time. Duke: Seriously? Viola: Yes. Look. Got to show you how to do it. You take that off, and whatever that is, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up.

Duke: What're you gonna do, drown me in your tears? Justin: I did not cry during that game. I had something in my eye.

Sebastian: Besides, if you want to chase your dreams, sometimes you gotta break the rules, right?

Andrew: Freshman dorm's that-a-way twiglet

Duke: [sees Olivia switch kissing booth places with Viola] Just my luck. [sees look on Viola's face] Duke: [to Viola] No, no, no, no. I didn't mean it like that. I mean, she's... you know... Ok. Um, on the other hand you're also... 9 Year Old Boy: You don't have to flirt with her first, okay, genius? You're paying for it.

Principal Gold: [referring to Sebastian] He's probably halfway to China by now, I mean, he showed his "willis and doodleberries"...

Daphne: Nonsense! You don't need a man to wear a beautiful dress! Paul: But it sure does help.

Paul: Vi- be a good boy.

Justin: Could you be a girl for just 5 seconds Viola: Ok... First of all it's not a stupid soccer issue and... you're a jerk. Oh look at that, times up. [slaps him in the face]

Viola: Quit blushing... THAT'S LAME Duke: SHUT UP I'M NOT BLUSHING

Viola: Does he have your number, 1-800-BIOTCH?

Viola: [figure emerges from the fog] I didn't think you'd show up. It really means a lot to me that you're here. Say something. Groundskeeper: I gotta turn the sprinklers on.

Sebastian: Folks, I'm a boy. I promise. Malcolm: Prove it. Sebastian: okay. [pulls down his soccer shorts, everyone sees his privates]

Duke: Just because you wear a wig, doesn't mean you're a girl.
Duke: [after seeing Olivia nod at Viola and wave] Dude you know her? Viola: Talked to her for like a second.